- Bernie: Dr. Plutonium, please. If you're quite finished, we have a lot of work to do.
- [pounds the side of his camera on the word "work". Suddenly, the camera's side hatch opens, revealing no film inside it]
- Professor: [points at camera] Look! See? No film in the camera!
- [runs up to camera]
- Professor: See, no film!
- [laughs hysterically]
- Professor: There, I gotcha!
- [to Bernie]
- Professor: You can't make a movie without film!
- [points two fingers at Bernie]
- Professor: Fraud! Fake! Con man!
- Bernie: [laughs nervously] We're, uh, rehearsing. Y-You don't use film for rehearsal.
- [laughs briefly]
- Bernie: So back off.
- [He waves the Professor away]
- Professor: [as the girls look disappointingly at the Professor, he finds a script on a chair, picks it up, looks through it, and holds it open towards Bernie, its pages are blank]
- [nearly unhinged]
- Professor: Look! See? It's blank! No script! How do you make a movie with no script?
- Bernie: [laughs and walks past the girls] Script? Who needs a script? We're going for, uh... uh, cinema vereeti... a reality kind of thing. You know what I mean?
- Professor: [pleadingly] Girls, please. You've gotta believe me! I heard him myself.
- [the girls hover for a few long seconds, trying to believe the Professor's story or Bernie's]
- Bubbles: [softly] I believe you, Professor.