Psych (TV Series)

Extradition: British Columbia (2009)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : Hello, Despereaux! Bet you're not too happy to see me right about now, are you?

  Pierre Despereaux : I have absolutely no idea who you are.

• Carlton Lassiter : [on the phone]  Are you in my apartment?

  Shawn Spencer : Please! I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter.

• Carlton Lassiter : Can you believe that? A high-ranking member of U.S. law enforcement not being allowed to carry his weapon on him!

  Juliet O'Hara : Did you really think it wouldn't set off the metal detector?

  Carlton Lassiter : I've got to get my hands on a gun, O'Hara. I have enemies everywhere. Maybe I can pick one up at the hotel.

  Juliet O'Hara : Oh, absolutely, right downstairs in the gift shop. They have Kleenex, mixed nuts, and 9-millimeter Lugers.