- Tom Wambsgans: Greg, what do you know about, um, Nero and Sporus?
- Greg Hirsch: Nero and...?
- Tom Wambsgans: Sporus, Greg, yeah. Sporus was a young slave boy, he was Nero's favorite. And, uh, do you know what Nero did to him?
- Greg Hirsch: N-Nero and Sporus, I don't -- this is not IP I'm familiar with...
- Tom Wambsgans: Well, Nero pushed his wife down the stairs. And, uh, then he had Sporus castrated and he married him instead. And he gave him a ring and he made him dress up like his dead wife.
- Greg Hirsch: Wow, plot twist -- didn't see that coming!
- Tom Wambsgans: Yeah, I bought a book on the Romans to read in prison, it's a big book.
- Greg Hirsch: It's a good book?
- Tom Wambsgans: It's a decent book, yeah. I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.