Quotes
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Kristen Kramer : Staff meeting's canceled, Allen. For the record, you'd have been late.
Barry Allen : Sorry. I-I was just... I got caught up in some blood spatter analysis. But it looks like you've had a busy morning.
Kristen Kramer : Yeah, and it's about to turn into a busy afternoon, evening, and night thanks to this generous donation from the Scarlett Speedster.
Barry Allen : Wha- but the Flash caught those guys. That's a good thing, right?
Kristen Kramer : How can I press charges when I don't know what crimes were committed, how they were done, and where? And it's not like we can just call up The Flash and ask.
Barry Allen : Yeah, like on a Flash phone or...
Kristen Kramer : Yeah. That's a terrible name.
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Barry Allen : CCPD's never had a line to the Flash before.
Kristen Kramer : Yeah, but for once, I would like to feel like the Flash and law enforcement are on the same page, instead of us just always playing catch-up. But since that's not happening, cancel any plans you have for tonight. We've got a lot of legwork to do.
Barry Allen : [to himself as she leaves] You're welcome.
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The Flash : [whooshes into CCPD with three apprehended criminals] Think these guys could use some help finding their cells.
Officer Daisy Korber : Uh... thanks, Flash.
The Flash : Yeah.
Kristen Kramer : What's going on here?
Mugger : I didn't do nothin'.
Carjacker : I wanna see my lawyer.
Sterling Brooks : Yeah. What they said. And hey! Any chance Flash brought that latte I ordered?
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Kristen Kramer : Barry, you don't have to help him.
Goldface : Finish the scanner, now, or your captain gets to visit the white whale.
Carver : Hell yeah. She gonna walk the plank y'all.
Goldface : Ahab, didn't... I'm sorry, do you not know Moby Dick? "To the last I grapple with thee." What about "Wrath of Khan"? "From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last..."
[deadbeat]
Goldface : I bought you a first edition for your birthday. BA literature from Yale. I'm surrounded by philistines.
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Barry Allen : Hey, Captain, you got a sec?
Kristen Kramer : I'm on my way to processing.
Barry Allen : These will come in handy. Um, I cross-referenced the 911 calls from this morning with the description of the perps the Flash brought in. Uh, then I hit the crime scenes; fingerprints, security footage, Korber even interviewed witnesses. So this should be everything you need to wrap up these cases.
Kristen Kramer : Wow. I appreciate the hustle, Allen.
Barry Allen : Yeah.
Kristen Kramer : Just wish it was more than a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.
Barry Allen : Well, you have more than enough to charge all three suspects.
Kristen Kramer : What about the suspects the Flash drops off tomorrow? Or the day after that?
Barry Allen : Respectfully, Captain, I mean, this is the way we've done things the past seven years ever since the Flash showed up. You know, the system works.
Kristen Kramer : From your perspective, but there are things you don't need to worry about as a forensic scientist that I need to consider as captain.
Barry Allen : I understand that, but, you know, the Flash is just trying to help this city.
Kristen Kramer : And he does, all the time. But together, we could help it even more. Humans and meta-humans alike.
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Goldface : Wakey, wakey, ladies and gents in blue. Folks call me Goldface. That's 'cause if it's made of gold, it's mine to control, from your dental fillings to the 0.35 grams of gold in your cell phones. Don't even bother trying to phone a friend, 'cause we knocked out the nearest cell phone tower. But if anyone does come calling...
[two of his henchmen take off their coats, revealing police officer uniforms underneath]
Goldface : ...they'll find a couple of Central City's finest outside telling them there's a gas leak.
Barry Allen : [Kramer gets to her feet] What are you doing? What are you... hey.
Kristen Kramer : Goldface, this is my precinct. You have a problem, you take it up with me. Let my officers go.
Goldface : Ah... if it isn't the famous Kristen Kramer. Loved you on the "Citizentopia" podcast. Very inspiring.
Kristen Kramer : Thanks.
Goldface : Now, Captain, I'm guessing you wanna play hero. Let me let my man Carver here show you what happens if anyone gets out of line.
[he whistles, and Carver rolls a mannequin into view with a meta-dampening cuff on its wrist]
Goldface : Now, you may all have noticed that you're sporting a new piece of jewelry. Well, since Captain Mimic here outed herself as a meta, I figured she may not be the only one of you. But these bracelets, they don't just dampen powers. They also do this.
[pressing a button on his belt, the cuff explodes]
Goldface : You feeling me now, Captain?
