Lena Armstrong: Maria

Quotes 

• [from the trailer] 

  Maria : You promised to work until my clothing line took off!

  Josh : I had a job and they fired me.

  Maria : You fell asleep!

  Josh : At Sleepeze.

• [from the trailer] 

  Maria : What's the job?

  Josh : I don't know. Whatever it is, I'll get it, okay, and I'll keep it until your clothing line takes off and-and your clothes are in every window of every store. I will.

• [from the trailer] 

  Sandra : A step-by-step manual, an instructional DVD and a few... tools of the trade.

  [Josh reaches to open the box] 

  Sandra : Don't open that! If you open it, you've bought it - company rules... Everything you need to get started.

  Maria : In what?

• [from the trailer] 

  [looking at the content of the box Josh purchased] 

  Maria : What do you think?

  Josh : I think my mom would kill me.

• [from the trailer] 

  Sandra : Know your boundaries.

  Josh : Choking?

  Maria : No.

  Josh : Piercing?

  Maria : No.

  Josh : Hot wax?

  Maria : ...Maybe?