- [much to Squidward's annoyance, "Fab and Fancy" has been cancelled in favor of "The Guitar Lord"]
- Zeus: Hey. I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I would want a really killer one like this!
- [pulls out a paper, showing a red guitar]
- Squidward: [scoffs, upset] He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage!
- Zeus: [shows his phone number: "1-32G-LORD"] So, here's my number if you want to talk about...
- [phone rings]
- Zeus: Hello?
- Squidward: [angrily] Where is my "Fab and Fancy"?
- Zeus: Your... what?
- Squidward: I'm quite certain you wouldn't know culture if it bit you on the guitar!
- Zeus: Uh... hummm... I don't have a guitar.
- Squidward: Do they just give a show to just anybody over there?
- Zeus: Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday.
- Squidward: [surprised] Really?
- Zeus: Yeah. I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know, whatever. I guess a TV show is cool.
- Squidward: It's that easy?
- [hangs up phone and dials a number]
- Squidward: Hello? Bikini Bottom Public Access?
- [excitedly]
- Squidward: Give me a TV show! Give me a TV show! I want a show!
- Mr. Krabs: Eat at the Krusty Krab, home of the original Krabby Patty! And remember, we change our grease monthly!