- Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
- Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
- Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
- Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.
- Vanessa Abrams: Maybe we were too hard on her.
- Dan Humphrey: Are you serious? She's Georgina!
- Vanessa Abrams: And you're Dan!
- Dan Humphrey: And you're Vanessa! This is a fun game.
- Gossip Girl: Rah rah, sis boom bah. Georgina's pulled a coup d'état! Welcome to college, B. This is going to be a blast!
- Chuck Bass: I have to object to you living in the dorms. Fluorescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls? There's a place for that, and it belongs in the back of a video store.
- Blair Waldorf: It's not for long. I can't rule the NYU masses from the Upper East Side. I need time in the dorm to establish myself as queen.
- Chuck Bass: It's not Constance, Blair.
- [shakes his head]
- Chuck Bass: The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.
- Blair Waldorf: Chuck...
- [her hand on his shoulder]
- Blair Waldorf: I trust that when you say "never drink absinthe with Daniel Baldwin," you know what you're talking about. But... when I say the first week at college means scared, vulnerable freshmen needing someone to *guide* them, I know what I'm talking about.
- Chuck Bass: And I'm very excited for you.
- Blair Waldorf: So, if you're not trying to sabotage me, then what is this?
- [waves the party invite flyer]
- Blair Waldorf: First you deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move.
- Georgina Sparks: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm not paranoid, I'm right! Why else would you form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate more than you?
- Georgina Sparks: It's not an alliance, it's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool, and people like her. More than the weird girl who threw the fish party.
- [walks past Blair]
- Blair Waldorf: Sushi!
- [yells after Georgina:]
- Blair Waldorf: There was toro!
- Georgina Sparks: [turns around, haughty:] Face it, Blair. Once upon a time in a far-off land, you were a queen. Here you are just a loser who will never fit in. So,
- [grabs the flyer]
- Georgina Sparks: you won't be needing that.
- [smirks before she walks off]
- Blair Waldorf: [arriving at NYU, sees old friends/rivals] Let's make it clear from the start: We don't know each other here.
- Chuck Bass: [opens door] Well, *hello*, sis. I assume you need a few ounces of study aid for Brown.
- Serena van der Woodsen: No. I need a place to stay. I'm not going to Brown.
- Blair Waldorf: Yes, we may all be freshmen and new to NYU and the dorms , but that doesn't mean we have to embarrass ourselves. I can tell from looking around this room that none of you are from New York City...
- Amalia: Actually, I'm from...
- Blair Waldorf: Riverdale doesn't count. Anyway, I won't be holding the sad truths of your hometowns against you.