SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Truth or Square (2009)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Priest, Security Guard

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Quotes 

• Spongebob : Remember the day Sandy and I got married?

  Mr. Krabs : What?

  Squidward Tentacles : No!

  Patrick Star : I'm freaking out!

• Mr. Krabs : And no falling asleep on the job. That means you, Squidward.

  Squidward Tentacles : What? I have never fallen asleep on duty!

  Mr. Krabs : Don't make me have a flashback.

  [Montage of Squidward sleeping on the job] 

  Squidward Tentacles : All right, point taken.

• Mr. Krabs : Squidward, I had some chores for you, but you wouldn't do them anyway.

  Squidward Tentacles : And it only took you eleventy-seven years to figure that out?

• Spongebob : I get to lead? I can finally use my leader hat, and my lederhosen.

  Patrick Star : Nice.

  Squidward Tentacles : Those are just garters, you idiot.

• Mr. Krabs : Squidward, what's with the creepy smile?

  Squidward Tentacles : I was just - He he! - remembering the world before SpongeBob. Ha ha!