Cedar Rapids (2011)
Ed Helms: Tim Lippe
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Quotes
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Tim Lippe : I don't trust people with pony-tails.
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Tim Lippe : Do you realize I used to just stare and stare at you when you were teaching us about the rainforests or whatever? And I would think "I wonder what Mrs. V looks like with her clothes off." And then, boom, we run into each other in line at True Value and boom, here we are making love. Like, once a week. It's like it was fate or something. Did you ever used to look at me and think dirty things?
Macy Vanderhei : You were twelve.
Tim Lippe : Right.
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Tim Lippe : Do you have root beer?
Dean Ziegler : You wanna nipple on that?
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Tim Lippe : She's not my mom! Okay? She's my girlfriend and we're basically pre-engaged.
Dean Ziegler : Woah woah. My bad. Beautiful woman, in any case. Wait a minute, what's "pre-engaged"? 'Cause if i was "pre-engaged", I would be pre-porking anything with a pulse.
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Tim Lippe : Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei.
Macy Vanderhei : It's Macy, Tim. I told you to call me Macy.
Tim Lippe : Sorry, I keep forgetting. It's a hard habit to break.
Macy Vanderhei : [in a sexually suggestive tone] Well, you'd better get it right soon, or I'm gonna have to make you stay after school.
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[first lines]
Tim Lippe : [voice-over] One of the reasons I love Brown Valley so much is that when you do business here, chances are good you know the person you're dealing with.
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[last lines]
Tim Lippe : Two bags... Awesome.
