It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
A Very Sunny Christmas (2009)
Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds
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Quotes
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Frank Reynolds : Merry Christmas, bitches!
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Frank Reynolds : I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
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Christmas Elf : [singing] Pulling fake-outs, pulling pranks/gives your friends the Christmas cranks/and this is how they will react/when they finally crack/They'll rip your arm off at the bone/Eat it like an ice cream cone/Gouge your eyes out with a spoon/Blow them up like two balloons/Keep them close so you can see/as they chainsaw off your knee/Bash your body with a board/and hang you by your spinal cord.
Frank Reynolds : Oh $#*%.
Christmas Elf : And then they'll rip you down so you survive/Grind your legs while you're alive/Throw you to a gator pit/Let them gnaw on you a bit/Pull you out and stab your face/Spray your wounds all full of mace/Now they're really getting brazen/When you're burned by racist singing raisins.
