It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
A Very Sunny Christmas (2009)
Mike Beaver: Man Office Worker
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : How are we doing over here?
Dee Reynolds : Uh... Not well. This is ridiculous. People are definitely starting to notice.
Dennis Reynolds : Of course they're starting to notice. There's a grown man crammed inside of a couch for Christ's sake. They're going to notice. So let's just talk to somebody. Can you grab that guy?
Dee Reynolds : [to two office workers] Hey you two!
Dennis Reynolds : Heyyyyy! So how we doing at the Christmas party? We having a good time?
Woman Office Worker : Yes, great time.
Dee Reynolds : Great! So, uh... Frank Reynolds?
[makes thumbs down motion]
Dennis Reynolds : Oh yeah, we were just talking about him. He's the worst, huh?
Woman Office Worker : Do... Do you work here?
Dennis Reynolds : ...Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. We hop around. Consultationists. So we consult here... we consult across the street too...
Man Office Worker : Is there a man in that couch?
Dennis Reynolds : Ha ha! What are you saying? A man in a couch? That's absurd!
Man Office Worker : No, I believe there's a man in that couch right there!
Dennis Reynolds : There is no man! There's no man! Say something things about Frank Reynolds, say them loud, and make sure they're horrible horrible things, then we'll deal with the man in the couch!
Man Office Worker : Okay, so there is a man in the couch!
Dee Reynolds : All right, just call Frank Reynolds an asshole!
Man Office Worker : Who is Frank Reynolds?
Dennis Reynolds : He's the man in the couch!
Woman Office Worker : Oh, my God! What are you people doing?
Dennis Reynolds : Would you just say something about Frank that's horrible? Call him an asshole!
Woman Office Worker : Frank Reynolds is an asshole!
[Frank tears a hole in the couch and climbs out naked and sweaty]
