Royal Pains (TV Series)

Am I Blue? (2009)

Reshma Shetty: Divya Katdare

Quotes 

• Divya Katdare : Well, that man is offensive.

  Evan R. Lawson : That man is a role model.

  Divya Katdare : He's YOU, uninterested in anything beneath a woman's surface.

  Evan R. Lawson : I TRY to see beneath their surface. That's why I stare so hard.

• Divya Katdare : Evan has a patient... a friend... who he says needs help.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Evan has a friend?

  Divya Katdare : Well, at this hour, one can only imagine.

• Evan R. Lawson : Oh, by the way, that girl I asked you for the advice about? Took her to the beach and, though I was completely just trying to be friends with her, she took her top off - 'cause she's, like, Polish - and she turned blue. Like, literally, her entire body turned blue like a filthy Smurfette.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : You went to the beach with a naked blue girl?

  Divya Katdare : She turned blue afterwards, actually.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Okay. I'm clearly hallucinating. Good night, good morning, and good luck.