- [the Van Heusens stop by the Sub Station to threaten the Russos]
- Alucard Van Heusen: [threatening] Prepare to meet your doom!
- [notices Alex aka Oprah]
- Alucard Van Heusen: [Not-so-threatening] Oh, look. Oprah's here.
- Alex Russo: [opening the door of the restaurant after noticing Justin and Juliet's "mind hugs"] Romeo, Juliet, let's wrap it up with the looky-looks!
- Juliet Van Husen: Oh, hey Oprah!
- Justin Russo: That's not Oprah, that's Alex!