- Chef Hatchet: [as Leshawna drinks the bran smoothie] Girl's gonna feel that.
- LeShawna: My, my! Who knew liquid bran could be so tasty!
- [she burps]
- LeShawna: Even on the return trip!
- Duncan: [covering his nose] It smells like bleu cheese in here!
- LeShawna: I'm so sorry. I feel like I really let the team down.
- Duncan: You think? Harold, what have you been doing all this time?
- Harold: Trying to keep the team together, no thanks to you. Or Miss Toxic Emissions here.
- LeShawna: Be mad at Chef! He made the stupid smoothies!
- LeShawna: [fanning an exhausted Owen] Oh, poor baby! You don't look so good.
- Chef Hatchet: [bringing a blender] I got what you need right here, Owen. Tasty bran smoothie for your sorry bunged-up behind.
- Owen: No bran smoothie! I need bacon cheese blendie.
- Chef Hatchet: Um, last time I checked, it was bacon blendies that got you here! Drink.
- LeShawna: [grabbing the blender] I'll take it, Chef!
- [She drinks it, then burps. Her stomach begins growling]
- Owen: That sounds a little like the time I ate ninety-two chili dogs on a dare. It wasn't pretty.
- Heather: [singing to stop Leshawna from farting] Hush, little baby, don't you cry. If you toot, we'll surely die!