Mad Men (TV Series)

My Old Kentucky Home (2009)

Christina Hendricks: Joan Harris

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• Greg Harris : No, no, no, no. Ettinger goes at the head of the table. He's the chief of surgery, it's where he always sits.

  Joan Holloway : Not in your home, Greg. Host at the head, hostess at the foot - or whichever is nearest to the kitchen - and then it's boy, girl, boy, girl.

  Greg Harris : Who says?

  Joan Holloway : Emily Post. Everyone.

  Greg Harris : Ronald Ettinger does not read Emily Post. He's going to expect to sit there and he's gonna expect me and Rick Stolich to be his footstools.

  Joan Holloway : Well, I won't have their wives think you have a wife who doesn't know how to set a table.

  Greg Harris : Joanie, I don't want to have a fight right now.

  Joan Holloway : Then stop talking.

  [Followed by complete silence from Greg]