- Peggy Olson: The thing is... I have a job. I have my own office - with my name on the door. And I have a secretary. That's you. And I am not scared of any of this... But you're scared. Oh my god. You're scared. Don't worry about me. I am going to get to do everything you want for me. I going to be fine, Olive. I really am.
- Paul Kinsey: "This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends - not with a bang, but a whimper."
- Smitty: We get it, you're educated.
- Gene Hofstadt: You people, you think money is the answer to every problem.
- Don Draper: No, just this particular problem.
- Greg Harris: No, no, no, no. Ettinger goes at the head of the table. He's the chief of surgery, it's where he always sits.
- Joan Holloway: Not in your home, Greg. Host at the head, hostess at the foot - or whichever is nearest to the kitchen - and then it's boy, girl, boy, girl.
- Greg Harris: Who says?
- Joan Holloway: Emily Post. Everyone.
- Greg Harris: Ronald Ettinger does not read Emily Post. He's going to expect to sit there and he's gonna expect me and Rick Stolich to be his footstools.
- Joan Holloway: Well, I won't have their wives think you have a wife who doesn't know how to set a table.
- Greg Harris: Joanie, I don't want to have a fight right now.
- Joan Holloway: Then stop talking.
- [Followed by complete silence from Greg]
- Roger Sterling: Hank, tell them where you were this afternoon.
- Henry Francis: Roger...
- Roger Sterling: Oh, they're gonna read about it in the paper. He just came from Pocantico. Rockefeller married Happy.
- Betty Draper: [shocked] She just got divorced a month ago. She has four children.
- Bertram Cooper: You see? That's the first reaction. Divorce is political hari-kari.
- Roger Sterling: Now we'll be stuck with Goldwater.
- Don Draper: The primaries are still a long way off...
- Jane Sterling: [drunk] Why did Rocky marry her?
- Henry Francis: They're in love.
- Jane Sterling: [happily] Awww!