The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Kat Graham: Bonnie Bennett

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• Caroline Forbes : His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with his uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house. He hasn't lived here since he was a kid. Military family, so they moved around a lot. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.

  Bonnie Bennett : You got all of that in one day?

  Caroline Forbes : Oh, please. I got all of that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.

• Mr. Tanner : The battle of Willow Creek happened right here in our very Mystic Falls. How many casualties resulted in this battle? Miss Bennett?

  Bonnie Bennett : A lot? I'm not sure, but like a whole lot.

  Mr. Tanner : Cute becomes dumb in an instant, Miss Bennett. Mr. Donovan, maybe you can take this opportunity to overcome your embedded jock stereotype.

  Matt Donovan : That's okay, Mr. Tanner, I'm cool with it.

  Mr. Tanner : Elena? Surely you can enlighten us on one of the town's most historic events.

  Elena Gilbert : I'm sorry, I don't know.

  Mr. Tanner : I was willing to be lenient last year, for obvious reasons, but the personal reasons ended with summer break.

  Stefan Salvatore : There was 346 causalities, unless you're counting civilians.

  Mr. Tanner : That's correct, Mr...?

  Stefan Salvatore : Salvatore.

  Mr. Tanner : Salvatore? Any relation to the original settlers here in Mystic Falls?

  Stefan Salvatore : Distant.

  Mr. Tanner : Very good, except that there were no civilian casualties in this battle.

  Stefan Salvatore : Actually there were 27 civilian casualties. Confederate soldiers fired on the church believing it to be hiding weapons, but they were wrong. It's a night of great loss. The founders' records are stored in civil hall if you want to brush up on your facts... Mr. Tanner.

• Bonnie Bennett : You sober yet?

  Caroline Forbes : Nope.

  Bonnie Bennett : Come on, I need to get you home, I need to get me home.

  Caroline Forbes : Why didn't he go for me?

  Bonnie Bennett : I'm not touching that.

  Caroline Forbes : Why is it that the guys I want, never go for me? I try so hard, maybe because I'm inappropriate and I always say the wrong things and Elena always says the right things. I mean, she doesn't even try and he just picks her!

  Bonnie Bennett : Caroline, it isn't a competition.

  Caroline Forbes : Yeah, it is.

• Bonnie Bennett : So, where is he?

  Elena Gilbert : I don't know, you tell me. You're the psychic one, remember?

  Bonnie Bennett : Oh, right, I forgot. Give me a sec, Gran says I need to concentrate.

  Elena Gilbert : Wait, you need a crystal ball.

  [hands her a beer bottle] 

• Bonnie Bennett : [surveying the other kids in school:]  Major lack of male real estate.

  [critical of girl coming down hallway:] 

  Bonnie Bennett : Look at the shower curtain on Kelly Beech. She looks a lot... Can I still say, "trannie mess"?

  Elena Gilbert : No, it's over.

  Bonnie Bennett : Ugh. Find a man and coin a phrase. It's a busy year.

  Elena Gilbert : [ex-boyfriend Matt doesn't return her wave, and she slumps against the lockers]  He hates me.

  Bonnie Bennett : That's not hate. That's "you dumped me but I'm too cool to show it, but secretly I'm listening to Air Supply's greatest hits."

• Bonnie Bennett : Hold up, who's this?

  Elena Gilbert : All I see is back.

  Bonnie Bennett : It's a hot back! I'm sensing Seattle and he plays a guitar.

  Elena Gilbert : You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?

  Bonnie Bennett : Pretty much.

• Bonnie Bennett : Elena... there's no way I'm psychic... I know that. But whatever I saw... or think I saw... I have this feeling...

  Elena Gilbert : Bonnie, what?

  Bonnie Bennett : This is just the beginning.