Smallville (TV Series)

Crossfire (2009)

Emilie Ullerup: Catherine Grant

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• Lois Lane : Wow, Smallville, talk about green. It's like your first day at the Daily Planet all over again.

  Clark Kent : Does this mean I'm about to hear Lois Lane's rules of online dating?

  Lois Lane : There really is only one rule when it comes to dating, Clark. Show up. Like after you ask someone to a monster truck rally, it's a good idea to show up to the date.

  Clark Kent : Maybe we should talk about this when we're not being taped.

  Lois Lane : Okay, Clark. Let's talk about something else. Like your online dating profile.

  Clark Kent : But that was supposed to be private.

  Lois Lane : Well, I'll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse or a cougar looking for her next meal.

  Catherine Grant : Hi, Clark. Uh, I'm Catherine.

  Lois Lane : [seeing how gorgeous she is]  Or not.

• Catherine Grant : I've seen these blind date shows on television before, but I never actually thought I would... go on one. This isn't live, is it?

  Clark Kent : Uh, they're taping it to air at some other time.

  Lois Lane : [in his earpiece]  If you can't take the heat, sister, get out of the cafe.

  Clark Kent : Sorry, I have this, uh, really annoying ringing in my ear.

  Catherine Grant : Oh. I understand. I'm nervous, too. I-I can barely hear anything over my own heartbeat.

  Lois Lane : Oh, please.

  Clark Kent : Well, just try to treat this like any other date.

  Catherine Grant : That's the problem. I'm kind of busy, so I don't go on... dates much.

  Clark Kent : Well, what is it that keeps you so busy?

  Catherine Grant : Well, until recently, I was overseas...

  Lois Lane : [in a high-pitched mimicky voice]  Skiing in Switzerland, modeling in Milan.

  Catherine Grant : ...where I was working in the Peace Corps. But then I decided to come to Metropolis to take my PhD. I couldn't decide between sociology or social justice, so... I'm doing both.

  Lois Lane : Is she for real? Congratulations, Clark. You're dating Mother Teresa in six-inch heels.