"Parks and Recreation" The Stakeout (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford

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Quotes 

  • Leslie Knope : You're not from here, right?

    Tom Haverford : No, I'm from South Carolina.

    Leslie Knope : But you moved to South Carolina from where?

    Tom Haverford : My mother's uterus.

    Leslie Knope : But you were conceived in Libya, right?

    Tom Haverford : Wow. No. I was conceived in America. My parents are Indian.

    Leslie Knope : Where did the name Haverford come from?

    Tom Haverford : My birth name is Darwish Zubair Ismail Gani. Then I changed it to Tom Haverford because, you know, brown guys with funny-sounding Muslim names don't make it far into politics.

    Leslie Knope : What about Barack Obama?

    Tom Haverford : Okay, yeah, fine, Barack Obama. If I knew a guy named Barack Obama was gonna be elected president, yeah, maybe I wouldn't have changed it.

  • Tom Haverford : [to camera]  Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the name of rappers.

    Leslie Knope : And those over there?

    Tom Haverford : Uh, those are some Diddies. There's some Bonethugs and Harmoniums right there.

    Leslie Knope : Growing beautifully.

    Tom Haverford : Those Ludacrises are coming in great.

    Leslie Knope : Look, someone planted something new. What's this?

    [Touches a marijuana leaf] 

    Leslie Knope : What do you think, carrots? If that's true, we have a garden pest on our hands.

    [Smells the leaf] 

    Leslie Knope : Maybe some kind of spice?

    Tom Haverford : Yeah. You know, Leslie, the best way to figure out what kind of spice that is, is to roll it up in a joint and smoke it.

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