Psych (TV Series)
Bollywood Homicide (2009)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : [re: the spicy food] Really, you're just fine?
Abigail Lytar : I taught English to children in Mumbai for a month. This is very authentic. What's the matter, Shawn, you don't like it?
Shawn Spencer : No, no, I think I like it too much. It's so authentic.
[Crying slightly from the spice. To Gus]
Shawn Spencer : Dude, I can't see anything out of my left eye.
Burton Guster : I see dead people.
Shawn Spencer : [Both drink some water] My god, even the water's spicy.
Burton Guster : Who does that?
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Raj : You know, guys, my grandmother tends to make her food a little spicy. You might want to take it easy.
Burton Guster : [laughs] Please! I'm one quarter Jamaican.
Shawn Spencer : I'm also one quarter Jamaican.
Burton Guster : You are not. Stop telling people that.
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Shawn Spencer : [to Raj] We've spoke to your other girlfriends.
Burton Guster : And we've concluded that they were all kind of hot.
[Raj smiles]
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Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
Burton Guster : It's Azkaban.
Shawn Spencer : I've heard it both ways.
Burton Guster : No, you haven't.
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Shawn Spencer : Look, I was humiliated by Lassiter. Carlton Lassiter. A challenge has been issued and I need every tool we've got.
Burton Guster : Are you calling me a tool?
Shawn Spencer : I'm calling you my partner, my logic braid, my magic wish machine.
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Shawn Spencer : [in a car, doing surveillance on Juliet and Raj on a fake date] Man, I don't like this.
Burton Guster : You don't like Juliet dating somebody.
Shawn Spencer : *Fake* dating. That's not it. It's this whole using-her-as-bait thing.
Burton Guster : You had no problem dangling his girlfriend out there as bait.
Shawn Spencer : Now you're changing the rules, aren't you? Look at Raj. He's getting awfully hands-y over there. Taking advantage of the situation like that!
Carlton Lassiter : [over the walkie talkie] No, he's definitely bugged by O'Hara dating this guy.
Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't leave the talk button on.
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Carlton Lassiter : [after Shawn saves Juliet] What'd I miss?
Shawn Spencer : Not me getting slapped in the face.
Burton Guster : By a girl.
Abigail Lytar : Cause that didn't happen.
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Burton Guster : [Re: Raj] Are you as jealous of this guy as I am?
Shawn Spencer : More. Except for the part where his girlfriends almost die.