Psych (TV Series)
Bollywood Homicide (2009)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : I'm really sorry, Spencer, I can't play with you today. I'm about to go solve another case and do it in record time.
[to Abigail]
Carlton Lassiter : Hello.
Shawn Spencer : It is at this point that I must decide which part of that very bold statement to riff off of. Now, I can hone in on "another", which implies that he's solved more than one.
Abigail Lytar : That's pretty easy, though.
Shawn Spencer : Or I crack down on "record time" in posit that, for him, record time is, like, two and a half years.
Abigail Lytar : Good, not great.
Shawn Spencer : You drive a hard bargain.
Abigail Lytar : You love it.
Carlton Lassiter : I know! Why don't you go home and wait for me not to call you?
Shawn Spencer : He's just saying that so it'll be more dramatic later on when he has to ask for my help.
Abigail Lytar : More dramatic for who?
Shawn Spencer : I don't know.
[points to a random officer behind him]
Shawn Spencer : That guy, I guess.
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Carlton Lassiter : At this point it looks like an accident.
Shawn Spencer : Like your hair.
Carlton Lassiter : Really? Down to hair jokes, now?
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Shawn Spencer : [in a car, doing surveillance on Juliet and Raj on a fake date] Man, I don't like this.
Burton Guster : You don't like Juliet dating somebody.
Shawn Spencer : *Fake* dating. That's not it. It's this whole using-her-as-bait thing.
Burton Guster : You had no problem dangling his girlfriend out there as bait.
Shawn Spencer : Now you're changing the rules, aren't you? Look at Raj. He's getting awfully hands-y over there. Taking advantage of the situation like that!
Carlton Lassiter : [over the walkie talkie] No, he's definitely bugged by O'Hara dating this guy.
Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't leave the talk button on.
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Carlton Lassiter : [after Shawn saves Juliet] What'd I miss?
Shawn Spencer : Not me getting slapped in the face.
Burton Guster : By a girl.
Abigail Lytar : Cause that didn't happen.