Psych (TV Series)

Bollywood Homicide (2009)

Sendhil Ramamurthy: Rajesh 'Raj' Singh

Quotes 

• Raj : You know, guys, my grandmother tends to make her food a little spicy. You might want to take it easy.

  Burton Guster : [laughs]  Please! I'm one quarter Jamaican.

  Shawn Spencer : I'm also one quarter Jamaican.

  Burton Guster : You are not. Stop telling people that.

• Shawn Spencer : What can I do for you...?

  Raj : Raj.

  Shawn Spencer : Can I call you Roger?

  Raj : First name's Rajesh.

  Shawn Spencer : Let's stick with Roger.

• Shawn Spencer : [Waiting in the dark when Raj and Juliet come home]  Well, well, well. It's 11:20. Look who finally decided to come home.

  Juliet O'Hara : [laughing]  Oh, I'm sorry, Shawn. Are you upset about something?

  Shawn Spencer : As a matter of fact I am... Raj.

  Raj : What did I do?

  Shawn Spencer : Look, I didn't like this idea to begin with. You've been on four dates now. It's been a complete and total failure.

  Juliet O'Hara : No, Shawn, we've been on three dates.

  Shawn Spencer : No. There was the carnival where Raj won you a big, fat, stuffed octopus. There was the long walk on the pier where he kept brushing your hair gently out of your face. Then there was dinner tonight where there was an awful lot of hand holding, and who could forget the coffee at the police department where you blushed and squealed and giggled like a school girl?

  Juliet O'Hara : That was not a date. He was there to sign some papers. You were watching us?

  Shawn Spencer : It's called surveillance. I surveillate things. I'm a prevailer of surveillarism. Let's not get caught up in word play. The point is, we've been at this little charade for three weeks and it's yielded a grand total of nada.

  Juliet O'Hara : You're right.

  Shawn Spencer : Course I am. You see that?

  Raj : Look, it's clear that the killer doesn't think that Detective O'Hara is my girlfriend or maybe they still know I'm in love with Mina. We can keep at this for six months, we're still not going to get anywhere.

  Juliet O'Hara : Unless we did something to remove all doubt, something big. I mean you said it yourself, the attacks only happen when Raj gets serious.

  Shawn Spencer : Right.

  Juliet O'Hara : [to Raj]  Your entire family's going to the Holy Festival this weekend?

  Raj : Yeah.

  Juliet O'Hara : I have another idea. Raj... you wanna get married?