- Jay Pritchett: Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth, he's a total flake. In fact, the only way he's like Superman is that they both landed in this country illegally.
- Jay Pritchett: Okay, the key to being a good dad? Look, sometimes things work out just the way you want. And sometimes they don't. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done, ninety percent of being a dad... is just showing up.