Doctor Who: Dreamland (2009)

David Tennant: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• Cassie Rice : Hey, are you British or something?

  The Doctor : Something, that's me! Definitely.

• Soldiers : Our orders are to take you with us.

  The Doctor : And whose orders are those, then?

  Soldiers : Colonel Stark, sir.

  The Doctor : Colonel Stark?... And who's that, then?

• Lord Azlok : You are not of this world. I hear two hearts beating.

  The Doctor : Then note their rhythm. I'm not scared of you.

• [the Doctor unlocks Cassie from her table] 

  Cassie Rice : Great, but we're still trapped.

  The Doctor : Ha, I love 1958. No one's seen Die Hard. Or Alien. Nor Die Hard 2. Or Aliens. Or Die Hard 3.

  Jimmy Stalkingwolf : Doc, what are you talking about?

  [Doctor points to ventilation shaft] 

• The Doctor : Of course there's a way out! There always is! Apart from in Star Wars, of course.

• Cassie Rice : Did you mean what you said back there? You're not... human?

  The Doctor : Human, Timelord... It's all an accident of of dimensional geography, really.

• The Doctor : Sorry I can't salute, but I seem to be strapped to a table.

• The Doctor : Are you gonna stop calling me Doc? I'm the *Doctor*, all right? And you're not Bugs Bunny.

• Jimmy Stalkingwolf : Who gave you the stripes? I mean, you're not even American.

  The Doctor : Well, come to that, I'm not even human.

• [alarms go off] 

  The Doctor : Bah. Someone's just noticed we've escaped, so whichever way you're running, I'd start... now!

• [as they escape up the elevator] 

  Cassie Rice : What if there are more soldiers waiting for us up top?

  The Doctor : Charm Offensive!

  Jimmy Stalkingwolf : What does that mean?

  [they arrive at the top, where soldiers are indeed waiting for them] 

  The Doctor : It means put your hands up, and smile.

• Cassie Rice : A real live flying saucer...

  The Doctor : Yeah. Fancy taking her for a spin?

• Cassie Rice : Can you really fly this?

  The Doctor : Well... sort of.

• The Doctor : I don't think she's amused. I have this effect on royalty.

• The Doctor : Hello again! I don't think we got properly introduced back at the diner. You are?

  Mister Dread : Mister Dread.

  [gesturing to his companions] 

  Mister Dread : These are my associates...

  The Doctor : No, no! Let me guess. Mister Fear, Mister Terror, and Mister Apprehension. The Alliance of Shades mop-up teams never were much good at mingling.

• The Doctor : What an unexpected displeasure.

• The Doctor : Aww, that's the trouble with robots. You can never be sure you've shut them down. Twist a few wires together and they're anybody's.

• The Doctor : Quickly! I've got a plan!

  [the Doctor and Saruba Velak jump into a crate; the Doctor closes the lid] 

  Saruba Velak : This is your plan?

  The Doctor : It's in development.

• The Doctor : Always count your steps, Saruba Velak. You never know when you might need to escape in a box.

• The Doctor : [of the TARDIS]  She might have a few trillion light years on the clock, the chameleon circuit doesn't work, and the temporal sat-nav is always on the blink. But! Do you know what? She has got the meanest sound system in the universe.

• Lord Azlok : Your day will come, Doctor!

  The Doctor : Yeahhh. So they say.