- Stede Bonnet: Do you work for Blackbeard?
- Blackbeard: Never thought about it like that. Yeah. I suppose I do.
- Blackbeard: God! Is this what they think I look like? Hmm? Fucking viking vampire clown with -- Look at that. There's one, two, three, four, nine guns all over him. Nine guns?
- Stede Bonnet: It's... too many.
- Blackbeard: I have -- I, I have one gun and one knife. Just like everyone else.
- Blackbeard: Oh, the Spanish. They die quite dramatically, don't they? The Spaniards? Lots of blubbering for their God.
- Mary Bonnet: Do you know I hate the ocean? I said so just the other day.
- Stede Bonnet: What? When?
- Mary Bonnet: When we were standing by the fucking ocean!
- Blackbeard: Yes! We always need a fuckin' plan, all right? And then what? Then we fuckin' execute the plan, then we get another plan, then what do we do? We execute that, and so on, and so on, and again, and again, and again, and again. It's all so fucking boring!
- Blackbeard: You need to relax. You gotta take it easy. Otherwise, your guts will start poppin' out all over the place.
- Blackbeard: An open fire on a wooden vessel surrounded by bits of paper. You're a fuckin' lunatic, and I like it.
- Izzy Hands: And when we traced him to a Spanish warship, I attacked that ship, losin' several of our men, by the way.
- Blackbeard: Mm, kinda the job. They're pirates.