- Evan R. Lawson: Yo, I think I found the mold - and there's a lot of it. Um, Henry... does the mold make you start hallucinating immediately? Okay. Hank, get up here right now because I don't think it's mold. I think it's ghosts, and it... now the ghosts are morphing into bats!
- Evan R. Lawson: So, I know you're busy studying a hundred years of German medical data, but, uh, there actually is one HankMed concern that's been on my mind today.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Spokesmodel, corporate jet, or commercial during the Super Bowl?
- Evan R. Lawson: None of the above. It's Divya.
- [Evan puts Divya's wedding invitation in front of Hank]
- Dr. Hank Lawson: What about her?
- Evan R. Lawson: Should we discuss what our plan is?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Our plan is to talk to her, see what her plan is.
- Evan R. Lawson: Okay. But what if she decides to do this? And if she gets engaged and moves to London, what are we gonna do?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Well, we'll find another PA, I guess.
- Evan R. Lawson: So you're not worried at all?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: I said we'd find another PA. I didn't say we'd find another Divya.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: What's up, bro?
- Evan R. Lawson: Did Jill find you yet?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: No. Why? What did she say?
- Evan R. Lawson: She had something important to tell you.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh.
- Evan R. Lawson: And so do I.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Well, what's up?
- Evan R. Lawson: We're broke.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: What do you mean "broke"?
- Evan R. Lawson: I mean depleted, destitute, insolvent.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: I was asking for an explanation, not a thesaurus. What the hell are you talking about, Evan?
- Evan R. Lawson: Well, I, uh... I invested our working capital in some alternative high-yield instruments.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: English, Evan.
- Evan R. Lawson: [sighs] We got scammed.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: *You* got scammed. By who?
- Evan R. Lawson: [not answering Hank's question] And it's all gone, you know. Almost every last penny of it, at least. It's... it's gone. Why are you not furious?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh, I'm furious. I'm... I'm furious. I'm just not surprised. In fact, the only shock here is that it took this long for you to let me down.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [leaving Evan a voicemail message] I can't believe you didn't tell me that dad took all our money.
- Divya Katdare: And I'll let you know what the future holds... as soon as my parents decide it for me.
- Evan R. Lawson: It's gotta be exhausting having to bail me out of trouble over and over again.
- Hank Lawson: Yeah, well, I didn't have much of a choice this time. You ran into my room and jumped into my bed.
- Evan R. Lawson: Well, sleepovers and epiphanies - just two more services we provide at HankMed.
- Hank Lawson: Zip it.
- Evan R. Lawson: Okay.
- Hank Lawson: [checking the computer] Isn't it your job to sort through company email?
- Evan R. Lawson: [sipping a drink, eating chips, and watching TV] There is no email on Sundays.
- Hank Lawson: Uh, I think you're thinking of mail.
- Evan R. Lawson: Uh, I think it's my job. I should know.
- Hank Lawson: You look cozy over there. Can I get you anything else? Cucumber eye pads, a Chinese foot rub?
- Evan R. Lawson: I am finally starting to feel home around here.
- Hank Lawson: Oh, yeah? Oh, good, 'cause I was worried whether you'd survive the adjustment to all this.