Ted Lasso (TV Series)

No Weddings and a Funeral (2021)

Ellie Taylor: Flo 'Sassy' Collins

Quotes 

• Rupert Mannion : Sassy.

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : Oh. Decrepit Shitbag.

  Rupert Mannion : Oh, come on, Sass. Let's let bygones be bygones, eh? I've got a daughter now. I've changed.

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : Oh, right. Having a daughter erases all the shitty things you've done to women in your lifetime. Cool. Rupert, I think about your death every single day. Ooh, I can't wait! I'm gonna wear red to your funeral. I will be a beacon of joy to the other three people there.

  Rupert Mannion : [smiles awkwardly, turns to leave]  Always a pleasure, Sassy.

  Flo 'Sassy' Collins : Fuck off and die, Rupert.