Castle (TV Series)
Vampire Weekend (2009)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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[first lines]
[Castle enters, dressed in his outfit from 'Firefly', surprised to find Alexis up so late]
Alexis Castle : Hey.
Richard Castle : Hey.
[pause]
Richard Castle : I was... I was just... trying on my... Halloween costume.
Alexis Castle : What exactly are you supposed to be?
Richard Castle : Space cowboy.
Alexis Castle : Okay. A, there are no cows in space. B, didn't you wear that, like, five years ago?
Richard Castle : So?
Alexis Castle : So, don't you think you should move on?
Richard Castle : I like it.
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[Castle and Beckett arrive to find a dead guy with a stake in his heart in a cemetery]
Richard Castle : Looks like Buffy's visiting the Big Apple.
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[Castle admiring the artwork at a murder victim's apartment]
Richard Castle : Reminds me of early Frank Miller.
Kate Beckett : Which Frank? Epic Comic or Dark Horse years?
Richard Castle : Oh, my God. That is the sexiest thing I ever heard you say.
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[last lines]
[after being pranked by Beckett]
Kate Beckett : Now we're even.
Richard Castle : I'm giving you the bird.
[hands Beckett his stuffed raven]
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Kate Beckett : [at Dr. Frank's shop] I hope this is for real, Castle, because if it's not, we're shortchanging our John Doe.
Richard Castle : Oh, trust me. I can't believe you've never heard of this place. I get all my costumes here.
[gasps]
Richard Castle : We can use this opportunity to find you one for my Halloween party. How about...
[pulling a costume off the rack]
Richard Castle : ...slutty nurse?
Kate Beckett : Fantasize all you want, Castle. I am not trying on costumes for you.
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Kate Beckett : Castle, what are you doing?
Richard Castle : [wearing plastic vampire teeth] Do these make me look immortal?
[pause]
Richard Castle : Do you wanna, uh, go get something pierced?
Kate Beckett : No.
[glances down at his crotch]
Kate Beckett : Do you?
Richard Castle : Uh. Wow.
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Richard Castle : I had no idea you were interested in comic books.
Kate Beckett : Oh, Castle, the things you don't know about me could fill a book.
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[after Castle helps Alexis rescue her drunk friend from a senior party]
Alexis Castle : Do we have to call her parents?
Richard Castle : We do. Get me their number.
Alexis Castle : She'll get in so much trouble.
Richard Castle : Less than if you had left her there.
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[at Castle's Halloween party]
Richard Castle : Careful. That is a potion of my own concoction. Drink it, and who knows who or what you may become. Also, you might wonder what happened to your pants.
Lanie Parish : Ooh. Sounds like my kind of party.
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Richard Castle : So, the body's already in a graveyard. Someone's trying to save some time.
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[after Castle is bitten by a suspect who has porphyria]
Richard Castle : Exactly how contagious is it?
Lanie Parish : It's a genetic disease. Besides, I put enough antibiotics on that bite to kill a small animal. Now, if we're done here, I gotta head back to the slab and see a man about a corpse.
Kate Beckett : Thank you, Dr. Parish. Castle was totally freaked out.
Richard Castle : You wanna bite me, you buy me dinner.