Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

The New Guy (2009)

Andre Braugher: Owen Thoreau Jr.

Quotes 

• Owen Thoreau Jr. : That's another thing. They... they can't put it on a weekday? They got to take up prime weekend real estate?

  Terry Elliott : What do you expect? It's a school fundraiser. They got to put it on when they can get the most parents.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : 'Cause tuition's not enough, right? They got to put their hand in your pocket every five minutes. They're like pirates or something.

  Terry Elliott : Pirates? You mean like pickpockets, right?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Pirate, pickpocket. What's the difference?

  Terry Elliott : Well, there's the boat.

• Joe Tranelli : [learning of his ex-wife's date]  All right, lay it on me. Good-looking? Tall? Oh, that son of a bitch. He's tall, right?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Look, there's something I got to tell you about the guy. Um... I-I don't think you're gonna like it.

  Joe Tranelli : He's black.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : You're a dick.