- Dr. Eric Foreman: Well, it's taken over us just over an hour to prove she has a very boring subconscious.
- Dr. Gregory House: Anyone ever tell you that you can be a buzzkill?
- Dr. Robert Chase, Thirteen, Dr. Chris Taub: Yes.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Taub] Your texting does not prove you're faithful. It proves you know she thinks that you're unfaithful. Can't force trust.
- Dr. Chris Taub: If she thinks I'm cheating she would ask.
- Thirteen: Because you tell the truth.
- Dr. Chris Taub: I'm not seeing anyone else.
- Thirteen: Doesn't matter. You have a history. And that's not her fault.
- Dr. Chris Taub: What am I supposed to do? I can't prove a negative.
- Thirteen: That is a problem.
- Dr. Robert Chase: We could do a full body scan.
- Dr. Gregory House: We *hate* full body scan.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: And by "we" you mean you. We also hate it when patients die before we figure out what's wrong with them.
- Dr. Gregory House: ...Do the scan.
- Dr. Wilson: I'm pacing in your office because I am physically incapable of buying furniture.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: For Amber's old place?
- Dr. Wilson: ...Yeah. I... it needs some new...
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I know you bought the place I wanted. You're a jerk. Move on. Hire a decorator.
- Dr. Gregory House: So either we find the answer at autopsy or...
- Dr. Eric Foreman: What?
- Dr. Gregory House: I got nothing.
- Dr. Wilson: Would you mind at least putting a napkin under your jelly toast?
- Dr. Gregory House: Get a table, and I won't eat on the couch.
- Dr. Wilson: Yes you will.
- Dr. Gregory House: But I won't have a good excuse.
- Dr. Gregory House: You are what you sit in. Your friends, your job, your furnishings. All define you.
- Dr. Wilson: You don't really believe that. You just don't want to do the shopping.
- Dr. Gregory House: Buy some furniture, or admit that you're empty inside.
- Dr. Chris Taub: What? You don't think I want my wife to be happy?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Sure. As long as it makes you happy.
- Abby Smith: It's a black hole.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: She's hallucinating.
- Dr. Chris Taub: I certainly hope so.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind that our best shot is a magical shot.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's not magical. It's experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was. And technically it's not our best shot, I'm pretty sure it's our only shot.
- Dr. Gregory House: Are you having an affair?... Does it bother you that your wife doesn't have the guts to actually ask that question and I do?
- Dr. Chris Taub: On both ends... yes.
- Dr. Gregory House: The difference is I'm not afraid of the answer, and I might believe you.
- Dr. Chris Taub: I thought I'd ask the love of my life to marry me.
- Rachel Taub: We're already married.
- Dr. Chris Taub: I want to be better at it.
- Rachel Taub: That's beautiful.