House M.D. (TV Series)
Epic Fail (2009)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : We flirted. We kissed. I fondled. I hallucinated a night with you and yelled it from a hospital balcony. You're not a narcissist.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : So what am I?
Dr. Gregory House : Not the reason I'm leaving.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : ...House... I'm going to miss you.
Cecile : Lady, either kiss him or leave. We've got work to do.
[Cuddy leaves]
Dr. Gregory House : You couldn't just keep your trap shut.
Cecile : Make the damn goochi.
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Dr. Gregory House : By the way tell the other lepers their absence has been noted.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : Cameron didn't come by?
Dr. Gregory House : Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown-up. Making room for daddy's hot bi-sexual's boyfriend problems.
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Dr. Gregory House : The hospital is part of my old life. If I go back, I might... become who I was before, pills and all.
Dr. Darryl Nolan : That's a possibility. But could be... the only thing worse for you than going back to Diagnostic Medicine is not going back.
Dr. Gregory House : ...Guess we're going to find out.
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Dr. Gregory House : I quit.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [pause] You can't quit.
Dr. Gregory House : I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Dr. Gregory House : Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.
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Dr. James Wilson : We know you're back on Vicodin.
Dr. Gregory House : No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.