Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Practice Date (2009)

Rashida Jones: Ann Perkins

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Quotes 

• Leslie Knope : I just have a few more questions for you, Ann. What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sleeves catches on fire and it spreads rapidly? What if, instead of Tic Tacs, I accidentally pop a couple of Ambien and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?

  Ann Perkins : Those are all *insane* hypotheticals and I promise you they won't happen!

  Leslie Knope : They have happened. All of these have happened to me.

  Leslie Knope : [in talking head]  Uh, no, there's more. Uh, one time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar; I thought it was terrible wine. Once I went out with a guy who wore 3D glasses the entire evening. Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs. Another time, I went to a really boring movie with a guy and while I was asleep, he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple times after that but then it got weird.

• [eating lunch together] 

  Ann Perkins : And he looked up at me and... he said, "Thank you. You saved my life."

  Leslie Knope : [dismissively]  Yeah. Hey listen, I'm really nervous about this date tomorrow night.