- Chuck Bass: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying you find Walter Matthau.
- Blair Waldorf: Worse. I was in All About Eve.
- Chuck Bass: That's not a Hepburn movie.
- Blair Waldorf: I know. I was Bette Davis. I've never been Bette Davis. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain Baby Jane.
- Nate Archibald: I *am* sorry about lying to you.
- Serena van der Woodsen: No, you're not. But you will be.
- [strides off]
- Blair Waldorf: [beauty checkup, in front of mirror Sophie has to hold up] The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. The lips, the teeth, the tip
- [smacks lips]
- Blair Waldorf: of the tongue.
- [as Vanessa approaches:]
- Blair Waldorf: Please tell me you didn't come here to grovel!
- Blair Waldorf: [Vanessa asked what makes Blair better than her] Everything. Generations of breeding and wealth had to come together to produce me. I have more in common with Marie Antoinette than with you.