Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Rufus Getting Married (2009)

Jessica Szohr: Vanessa Abrams

Quotes 

• Georgina Sparks : Why won't he respond to any of my calls or... or texts or my animated e-cards?

  Vanessa Abrams : [scoffs]  Are you serious?

  Georgina Sparks : The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.

  Vanessa Abrams : Okay, Dan didn't write you back because, A, he broke up with you... B, he's seeing someone else... and, C, even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on *crazy* person.

  Georgina Sparks : Wait, can we go back to Bristol for a second?

  [chuckles] 

  Georgina Sparks : He can't be seeing someone else... because we just broke up, and...

  [realizes that is just what happened] 

  Georgina Sparks : Okay. Then you're gonna get Dan to dump her.

  Vanessa Abrams : Why in the world would I do that?

  Georgina Sparks : [shakes her head]  I didn't visit my family last week. I was in Boston. You know, I met the sweetest guy. I think you know him. Scott Rosson?

  Vanessa Abrams : Oh, my God.

  Georgina Sparks : He just had so much on his mind. And after several glasses of wine, slightly enhanced... you wouldn't believe what he told me.

  Vanessa Abrams : What are you saying, Georgina?

  Georgina Sparks : Get Dan to dump the whore... or I'm gonna tell the whole world Scott's secret. And that would be too bad, because, A... that's the last thing he wants... B, how do you think Dan's gonna feel when he finds out you've known his brother's been alive the *whole* time? And, C, who are you gonna hang out with when all the Humphreys hate you?

  [shakes her head in mock sympathy] 

  Georgina Sparks : Should we review B again?

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Some say love is a secret you keep sealed, but to Georgina Sparks, love's always a battlefield.