- Castiel: [unknowingly sits on a whoopie cushion] That wasn't me.
- Dean Winchester: Who put that there?
- Sam Winchester: [Dean is eating... again] Dude, seriously... with the ham.
- Dean Winchester: [Speaks with mouth full] We don't have a fridge.
- Dean Winchester: Our motel isn't in that circle, by any chance?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, why?
- [Dean shows Sam his hairy palm]
- Sam Winchester: uh, dude, fu... that's not what I think it is, is it?
- Dean Winchester: I got bored, that nurse was hot.
- Sam Winchester: You know, you can go blind from that too.
- Dean Winchester: Give me five minutes, we'll go check out that house.
- [walks away]
- Sam Winchester: Hey! Do not use my razor!
- [Dean smirks]
- [staring at his babysitter Amber's large breasts]
- Jimmy Jansen: I'll go to bed if you let me touch your boob.
- Dean Winchester: You know, we destroyed that kid's life by telling him the truth.
- Sam Winchester: We didn't have a choice, Dean.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. You know, I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is mixing Pop Rocks and Coke-protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. The more I think about it... the more I wish Dad had lied to us.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, me too.