- George Burns: Gracie, Harry has enough on his mind, he doesn't need you to drive him crazy.
- Gracie Allen: Well, I know but until he gets a wife, at least I can help!
- Harry Morton: Is there no end to your extravagance? I labor hard for my money. Why must you labor even harder to impoverish me? Have you no thought of the future? You are like the proverbial grasshopper, chirping away with no thought that winter is coming!
- Blanche Morton: I know winter's coming, I can hear all that wind.
- George Burns: Are we dressing tonight?
- Harry von Zell: Yeah, I'm wearing my dinner jacket.
- George Burns: Then I will too.
- Gracie Allen: George, you'd better wear your own because if he keeps eating there'll hardly be enough room in his dinner jacket for him!
- George Burns: Gracie, when we go out tonight, Von Zell told his girl he's only 32, so let's keep it that way.
- Gracie Allen: How did you happen to tell her a thing like that?
- Harry von Zell: Well, I - I didn't exactly tell her that, Gracie. You see, I just said that I'm about 4 years older than she is, and she turned out to be 28, so what could I do?
- Gracie Allen: Well, you were certainly a gentleman to lie to her like that because if you told the truth, the poor girl would have to be about 46!
- Harry von Zell: I know I've been doing a lot of raving but when you meet Vivian tonight you'll understand why I'm so excited about her. What a gorgeous doll!
- Gracie Allen: Well, thank you, Harry, and I'm sure Vivian is too.