Smallville (TV Series)
Warrior (2010)
Erica Durance: Lois Lane
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Quotes
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Lois Lane : Stop gawking and prosper.
Clark Kent : That's what was in your bag?
Lois Lane : Well, this Amazon princess won't get nerd-walled again. But I still don't understand how this qualifies as Amazon, but whatever.
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Clark Kent : [Going through Lois's closet] Okay. This is what I got - some red leather thing.
Lois Lane : Nope.
Clark Kent : Salute the flag?
Lois Lane : Less gabbin', more grabbin'.
Clark Kent : French maid outfit?
Lois Lane : Need-to-know basis.
Clark Kent : [looking around] There's a garment bag.
Lois Lane : Finally. There you go. Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Clark Kent : Yeah, piece of cake.
Lois Lane : You're my hero.
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Lois Lane : [speaking to Clark] Did you and Chloe both just swear off whimsy? Was there a memo? Look, a costume isn't just about hiding who you are, it's about seeing the world in a way that you haven't before. What's your dream? Getting swept away in a little fantasy might do you some good every once in a while.
Zatanna Zatara : [referring to Lois' previous comment] Lady's got a point. Without a dash of fantasy, life's just life. Where's the magic in that?
[Lois nods in agreement with Zatanna]
Clark Kent : [surprised] Zatanna, when did you...?
Zatanna Zatara : We need to talk, Blue. Alone.
[turns and speaks to Lois]
Zatanna Zatara : I hope it's okay that I borrow him for a bit.
[Lois is confused but nods okay]
Clark Kent : Lois, Zatanna. Zatanna, Lois.
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Lois Lane : I'm cashing in a rain check. You cannot renege on a rain check.
Clark Kent : Lois, can I rain check on your rain check?
Lois Lane : No. You have been cashing in so many rain checks lately that I am soaking wet with disappointment.
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Clark Kent : I just don't get all this - the colors, the costumes. It's like everyone has a popcorn image of what being a hero's all about.
Lois Lane : It's called fantasy, Clark - an escape, something, I don't know, more magical than what we have in our normal lives.
Clark Kent : The reality of being a hero, it's about sacrifice, responsibility, and accountability... From what I've heard.
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Clark Kent : Listen, about Zatanna, Lois, I - let me preface this by saying that she is just a friend...
Lois Lane : Spit it out, Clark.
Clark Kent : When we were tracking down a lead for the comic, which was the truth and totally still is the truth, she and I got to talking about the fact that she was really stressed out about being on the road for so long, and I guess I got caught up in my own stuff so much that I didn't realize she'd gotten so close to me. She kissed me, but it's not what I meant to happen. Honest.
Lois Lane : [Smiles] I was wondering how long it would take you to fess up.
[He looks surprised]
Lois Lane : Clark, for a guy without a single poker face, you've got like a million tells and you wouldn't look me in the eye and you smelled like a magazine insert.
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Lois Lane : [dressed as a stormtrooper from "Star Wars"] I can't see a thing in this helmet.
Chloe Sullivan : [laughing] Lois.
Lois Lane : This is not what I had in mind when Randall said I gotta be embedded journalist for the day.
Chloe Sullivan : Come on. It shouldn't be hard for Lois Lane to nail down a human-interest piece here.
Lois Lane : Save the hammer. Mama's gonna need a crowbar. I can't get anything out of these people. They keep looking at me like I'm from another planet.
[a con-goer passes by dressed like an alien]
Lois Lane : Which is saying something.
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Clark Kent : Lois, why are you in the men's bathroom?
Lois Lane : You obviously haven't seen the line for the women's room.
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Clark Kent : [admitting that Zatanna kissed him] Let me assure you that this will never happen again. Lois, it's just this whole thing with us is... it's new to me right now.
Lois Lane : Yeah? It's new for me, too. Do you think that I like... being insecure? I-I don't. I just have to get used to the reality that I'm not the only gal that thinks you're fantastic.
Clark Kent : Well, this isn't the reaction I expected.
Lois Lane : [nervous chuckle] Expect the unexpected.
[as a Daily Planet staffer passes by, she grabs him and kisses him]
Lois Lane : That look on your face? Remember how that feels the next time one of your sexy lady friends invades your personal space.
Clark Kent : I'm gonna finish my apology now.
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Clark Kent : At the end of the con every year, there's a, um, costume ball.
Lois Lane : You hate costumes.
Clark Kent : Yes. But I was rethinking what I said about not understanding... fantasy. And, uh... you asked me what my dream was, and it's this. With you, Lois.
Lois Lane : [taking the tickets] Now, that, my friend... is an apology. I get to pick out your costume.
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Clark Kent : Lois, you know, you don't have anything to worry about with Zatanna.
Lois Lane : Of course I don't. Wanna know why? Jealous women worry. Me? Not jealous, not even a little. See, I know that I have nothing to worry about because Clark Kent, he is the most honest man that I know. So if anything were to happen between the farm boy and lady fishnets, Lois Lane would be the first to know about it. Not the last. Right?
[into the phone before he can say anything]
Lois Lane : Well, you can tell your supervisor that I find it highly ironic that I can't find anyone worth talking to in missing persons.
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Clark Kent : When did we drift from missing comic to missing persons?
Lois Lane : We course-corrected when our thief's aunt filed a report.
Clark Kent : Aunt? How old's our thief?
Lois Lane : Meet Alec Abrams, our pre-teen pre-convict. He's been AWOL ever since he stole the book. Not that I can blame him. It's worth thousands and thousands of dollars. The cops are still looking for him.
Clark Kent : The police are the least of his worries. Lois, we need to find him as soon as we can.
Lois Lane : Don't think I haven't been trying. His ID was flagged in the Planet database as a potential story. He kept sending letters to the post office addressed to the Blur.
Clark Kent : [unfolding one] "Your world is so much better than mine. I wish I could be a hero, so I wouldn't get bullied at school. I wish I could be a hero like you so I could have saved my parents. I used to think heroes weren't real until you showed up."
Lois Lane : Looks like our little juvie is in desperate need for a big brother.
Clark Kent : He's just looking for someone to understand what he's going through.
