The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

The One About Friends (2009)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr., Lester Krinklesac

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Well, you know, Ernie, the fun doesn't have to end. Why don't we have a good, old-fashioned sleepover?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Yeah.

  Ernie Krinklesac : Really?

  Cleveland Brown : Sure. Mi casa es su casa.

  Ernie Krinklesac : Wow. Your dad knows janitor language.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Cleveland Jr]  What are you doing, son?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Counting to a million.

  Cleveland Brown : Why are you doing that?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Why does anybody do anything?

  Cleveland Brown : Did you eat the brownies in the back of the freezer?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : No.

  Cleveland Brown : Good. Don't. Because they're your dad's for when he goes to concerts.

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Thanks for trying to help me, Dad. Maybe we'll find me a friend tomorrow.

  Cleveland Brown : Yes, we will. And if not then, then the next day. And if not then, then the next day. And if not then, we'll give up because that will have been four days and that's enough.

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : I tell you, Ernie, it's nice having you here.

  Roberta Tubbs : Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a white boyfriend.

  Rallo Tubbs : Oh-ho-ho-ho! She's trying to call you homosexuals, Cleveland Jr. and Ernie. That's funny. I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna use it right now. Y'all are homosexuals!

• Cleveland Brown : So, Lester. Have you given any further thought to when you might want Ernie to return home?

  Lester Krinkelsac : He can make his own decisions.

  Cleveland Brown : Lester, he's 14.

• Cleveland Brown : Ernie, this nice man is gonna sit down with you and your dad to have a talk.

  Ernie Krinklesac : Okay.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : But we were gonna play mine-shaft disaster in the crawl space. I was gonna be the greedy mine owner who turned a blind eye to numerous safety violations.

  Cleveland Brown : A: you can play later. And B: you know you can't fit in that crawl space.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : I don't have to fit in there, Daddy. I'm the owner of the mine. I don't have to do the dirty work. Plus, I already told you, I knew it was dangerous in there...

  Cleveland Brown : [interrupts him]  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can play later.

• Tim the Bear : You know, Lester, I like having a son just to do the chores around the house that I don't want to do. Not to mention the tax break you get for having a child.

  Lester Krinkelsac : Taxes? I don't pay no damn taxes. Screw the government.

  Cleveland Brown : Well, the government is who took your child away. See, Lester, this isn't about Ernie. This is about the government disrespecting you as a man. You have to stand up to the government, Lester. Show them who's boss.

  Lester Krinkelsac : I'm getting my son back.

• Lester Krinkelsac : [to Cleveland]  You know what? You're all right. I take back all the racist stuff I said about you.

  Cleveland Brown : What racist stuff?

  Lester Krinkelsac : Oh, yeah. You weren't there.