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Will Schuester : Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment.
April Rhodes : What's this now.
Will Schuester : Yeah, so... I need to rent out my apartment and find a smaller place to live... uh... because I'm getting a divorce.
April Rhodes : Divorce! So you're free to date? And by "date," I mean sleep with people, and by "sleep with," I mean have sex with people - people like me! Kidding. Not really.
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April Rhodes : I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life; I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down.
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April Rhodes : Okay, fellas, grab a gal. Or grab a another fella if that's the way the good Lord made ya. 'Cause it's a couples skate!
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April Rhodes : [Over the microphone] As I live and breathe, Will Schuester? I just had a sex dream about you!
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Will Schuester : I don't know what to say.
April Rhodes : Just say congratulations. I took your advice. I went home, I told Buddy that if he wanted to keep me around, he had to ditch the old lady and give yours truly the top job. And then he died.
[she snickers]
April Rhodes : One of his eyes went all funny and he had a stroke right in front of me.
Will Schuester : Jeez, April, are you okay?
April Rhodes : Okay? I'm rich. The old battle ax was afraid I'd go to the Lima Times, so she shut me up to the tune of $2 million. So I'm sobering up and I'm heading to the Broadway, Will. I haven't had a drink in forty-five minutes.
