Photos
Quotes
-
Sue Sylvester : Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo I.D. You know why? People should know who I am.
-
Tracy Pendergrass : Sue, when I met you, I instantly disliked you. You're bossy, insulting, and the fact that twice you called me "Rerun" makes me think you're a little racist. I came here to write a piece that would expose you as a coward and a cheat. I could not have been more wrong.
Sue Sylvester : Beg your pardon?
Tracy Pendergrass : You got every shape and size Cheerio up there singing about empowerment and inclusion, telling everyone it's okay to be exactly the person you are. You're a visionary, and I think redefining cheerleading. Bravo.
-
Will Schuester : Sue! We need to talk. The auditorium is padlocked!
Sue Sylvester : Well, that's curious. Did you check the sign-up sheet?
Will Schuester : What sign-up sheet?
Sue Sylvester : [pulling it out] Why, the one I keep right here in my waistband, William. Let's see. Yeah, I've got the entire week booked solid. Got a big magazine feature coming up. It's a little chilly for my girls to be praciticing outdoors.
Will Schuester : Yeah? Well, let's see what Figgins has to say about this.
Sue Sylvester : Oh, I'm sure Figgins will just mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.
-
[first lines]
Sue Sylvester : Ladies, what we have here is a grade "A" dilemma. Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team, but that look simply will not do. At first, I thought it was a subtle homage to yours truly, but now I fear it's some kind of ironic comment.
Mercedes Jones : Ms. Sylvester, I'm just not comfortable in those Cheerios skirts. They don't fit me right.
Kurt Hummel : Mercedes, you shouldn't be embarrassed about your body.
Mercedes Jones : Embarrassed? No, no. I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
[they laugh and share a 'secret handshake']
Sue Sylvester : How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
-
Sue Sylvester : Here's the skinny: Splitts! magazine, after much campaigning by one Sue Sylvester, has named me "Cheerleading Coach of the Last 2,000 Years". In seven days, reporter Tracy Pendergrass will arrive on campus, and my new star singer will have lost ten pounds, and be in a gender-appropriate cheerleading uniform, or she is off the team.
Kurt Hummel : Ten pounds? Are you serious?
Sue Sylvester : You could stand to lose a few, too, kiddo. You got hips like a pear.
