Quotes
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Tina Cohen-Chang : Do you want half of my peppermint patty?
Mercedes Jones : No. I don't put junk in my body.
Artie Abrams : Why are you doing this? We like you no matter how you look.
Tina Cohen-Chang : And those shake diets are really unhealthy.
Artie Abrams : They also don't really work. As soon as you go off them, you gain back the weight you lost.
Mercedes Jones : [standing up in anger] You know what? I don't want to hear it! You have no idea how much I'm sacrificing to be a Cheerio! To look fantastic. To finally fit in at this school.
Tina Cohen-Chang : [looking like an ice cream cone] We're just trying to look out for you.
Artie Abrams : [looking like a piece of cake] We just want you to be healthy.
Mercedes Jones : Stop getting all up in my face, telling me what I can and cannot do. And I'm really hungry, so stop trying to get me to eat you!
Artie Abrams : Hold up. Did she just say she wanted to eat us?
[as Mercedes turns to leave, she sees Rachel and Jesse, appearing as a cupcake and cheeseburger, respectively]
Rachel Berry : The point is that Fanny Brice is the most iconic work.
Mercedes Jones : Aw, damn.
[her eyes glaze over and she falls to the floor]
