Quotes
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Finn Hudson : What the hell's going on with our parents? How did this happen? When did they even meet each other?
Kurt Hummel : Parent-teacher conference night, about a month ago.
[flashback, with Kurt narrating in voiceover]
Kurt Hummel : I always accompany my father to those conferences, to act as translator.
Burt Hummel : How do you know this is not organic?
Kurt Hummel : Because you can see the logo. It's encrusted in the cookie.
Kurt Hummel : [v.o] Fate brought them together.
Kurt Hummel : [leading Burt over to Carole as she enters] Dad, meet Carole Hudson. Ms. Hudson, my father, Burt Hummel. You both have dead spouses. Maybe you should talk.
Burt Hummel : You know, I was just saying to a friend that acid wash is making a comeback.
Carole Hudson : Mm. Really. And who said it ever left?
Kurt Hummel : [v.o] It was an instant connection.
Finn Hudson : [return to real time] That's impossible.
Kurt Hummel : When will you learn that nothing is impossible when it comes to love? Haven't you noticed anything different about your mom? New clothes, new makeup, a haircut that doesn't look like it was styled by the Amish? Who do you think "Pretty Woman"ed her up? Has she started selling the furniture yet?
Finn Hudson : Yeah, yeah, she just got rid of her old bedroom set. And she tried to sell my dad's chair, but I stopped her. How do you even know that?
Kurt Hummel : People our parents' age don't wait around for love to bloom. They know what they want. I guess you and I will be roommates, with mom and dad cohabitating upstairs by midterms.
Finn Hudson : No way.
Kurt Hummel : Give in to the inevitable, Finn. I want us to decide how to redecorate our room together. That's why I asked you about the swatches. And don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
Finn Hudson : Look... look... screw your... your swatches and your... your "chez".
Kurt Hummel : Chaise.
Finn Hudson : Whatever, okay? Look, I... I like my house. I'm not moving in, and she's not selling that... that damn chair.
