"Community" Football, Feminism and You (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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  • Pierce Hawthorne : I think if we add in a little Phylicia Rashad, we'll be in better shape.

    Dean Pelton : Yeah, you're right. That beige is a little light.

    Jeff Winger : Um... Wow.

    Dean Pelton : Yeah. Yeah. We are developing the perfect mascot. No stereotypical identifiers from any race or gender.

    Pierce Hawthorne : You see, Jeff, this is a chart of the features we're staying away from: Pan-Asian eye folds, uh, Irish chins, women's breasts.

    Jeff Winger : Is that Seal?

    Dean Pelton : Oh, that is our human color wheel. It goes from Seal to Seal's teeth.

    Pierce Hawthorne : What do you think?

    Jeff Winger : I think not being racist is the new racism.

  • Dean Pelton : [blackmailing Jeff]  Oh! Goodness. Look what we've stumbled on to, an opportunity to help each other out. I suppose I wouldn't need this promotional campaign if I could announce to the press that Troy Barnes is playing football here.

    Jeff Winger : I think he's been pretty clear about declining that offer.

    Dean Pelton : I think if you said "Jump", he'd say "How high?". If you said "Stop", he'd say "Hammer time!".

  • Dean Pelton : Troy, did you know that Greendale has a football team?

    Jeff Winger : Did you know they had a football?

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