Community (TV Series)
Football, Feminism and You (2009)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Will they or won't they? Sexual tension.
Jeff Winger : Abed, it makes the group uncomfortable when you talk about us like we're characters in a show you're watching.
Abed Nadir : Well, that's sort of my gimmick. But we did lean on it pretty hard last week. I can lay low for an episode.
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[Abed and Troy are playing with the PA system]
Abed Nadir : Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool starting right now.
Troy : Announcement number two: Butt soup.
Abed Nadir : Announcement number three: I am not Hadji from "Jonny Quest", Jeff Winger.
Troy : On security news, you guys gotta start locking the dean's door, so guys like us don't get in.
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Annie Edison : And what does a star turn into after it collapses?
Jeff Winger : A movie of the week.
Troy Barnes : A black hole.
Annie Edison : Right. Troy, you could be an astronomer.
Pierce Hawthorne : As far as I'm concerned, there's only one black hole worth studying.
[everyone stops and stares at Pierce]
Pierce Hawthorne : It's called Sagittarius A. It's located in the center of our galaxy and it has the density of 40 suns.
[Jeff holds up one finger to signal 'wait for it']
Pierce Hawthorne : Just like my wiener.
Troy Barnes : Troy: Ha-ha. You said "wiener." That's funny.
Abed Nadir : Pierce and Troy didn't get along at first but now they're bonding through mutual adolescence.
Pierce Hawthorne , Troy Barnes : Shut up, fart head. Will you shut up, poo-poo head?