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Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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  • Abed Nadir : Will they or won't they? Sexual tension.

    Jeff Winger : Abed, it makes the group uncomfortable when you talk about us like we're characters in a show you're watching.

    Abed Nadir : Well, that's sort of my gimmick. But we did lean on it pretty hard last week. I can lay low for an episode.

  • [Abed and Troy are playing with the PA system] 

    Abed Nadir : Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool starting right now.

    Troy : Announcement number two: Butt soup.

    Abed Nadir : Announcement number three: I am not Hadji from "Jonny Quest", Jeff Winger.

    Troy : On security news, you guys gotta start locking the dean's door, so guys like us don't get in.

  • Annie Edison : And what does a star turn into after it collapses?

    Jeff Winger : A movie of the week.

    Troy Barnes : A black hole.

    Annie Edison : Right. Troy, you could be an astronomer.

    Pierce Hawthorne : As far as I'm concerned, there's only one black hole worth studying.

    [everyone stops and stares at Pierce] 

    Pierce Hawthorne : It's called Sagittarius A. It's located in the center of our galaxy and it has the density of 40 suns.

    [Jeff holds up one finger to signal 'wait for it'] 

    Pierce Hawthorne : Just like my wiener.

    Troy Barnes : Troy: Ha-ha. You said "wiener." That's funny.

    Abed Nadir : Pierce and Troy didn't get along at first but now they're bonding through mutual adolescence.

    Pierce Hawthorne , Troy Barnes : Shut up, fart head. Will you shut up, poo-poo head?

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