Monk (TV Series)
Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk (2009)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Natalie Teeger : [Running from 'hitmen' out to kill them] The Dumpster, The Dumpster!
Adrian Monk : Argh, I can't
Natalie Teeger : The Porta-John!
Adrian Monk : [Annoyed at Natalie's choice of hiding spot] Have we met?
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Natalie Teeger : Okay Mr. Monk congratulations. You win. You're going to spend your birthday alone, and the next birthday after that, and the one after that too, until you finally die alone and pathetic and miserable and sad and alone.
Adrian Monk : Deal. Can we fix the vacuum now?
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Adrian Monk : If you buy me something, then I have to pretend to like it. And then I have to remember to thank you, and then I have to return it, and it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare!
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Natalie Teeger : It's your birthday, and whether you like it or not, you have friends who love you and want to celebrate your life. We're happy you were born!
Adrian Monk : You're so cruel.
