- Peter Burke: I don't need you to lie to my wife.
- Neal Caffrey: You going to do it yourself?
- Peter Burke: No.
- Neal Caffrey: The truth? Peter, bold choice.
- Neal Caffrey: Tell me, Gary. Does Juliana know you helped steal the painting?
- Uncle Gary: You can't be here. My lawyer was very clear...
- Neal Caffrey: First of all, hiring a lawyer makes you look guilty.
- Uncle Gary: He told me specifically not to talk to the FBI.
- Neal Caffrey: Do I look like an FBI agent?
- Uncle Gary: Who are you?
- Neal Caffrey: Think hard, Gary.
- Uncle Gary: Did he send you?
- Neal Caffrey: What do you think?
- Uncle Gary: God, I knew this would happen. What that whole thing at the house was a setup?
- Neal Caffrey: How did it go wrong? Juliana wasn't supposed to be there. Now she's a witness.
- Uncle Gary: It wasn't my fault. Her class got out early. Please don't hurt her.
- Neal Caffrey: It's not me you need to convince.
- Uncle Gary: Tell him - Tell him I'll make sure she doesn't cause any trouble.
- Neal Caffrey: She's ready to sit with a sketch artist. This is the kind of thing that makes it much harder to sell the painting.
- Uncle Gary: How about-? Here. How about a good faith payment? Here. Here's, uh, $300. That's all I got.
- Neal Caffrey: Three hundred? Gary.
- Uncle Gary: All right. You're right, you're right. Um... I could write him a check?
- Neal Caffrey: That could work.
- Peter Burke: He wrote you a personal check to the guy he helped steal his mother's painting?
- Neal Caffrey: He was very insistent. No threats, no lies. I let him do all the talking.
- Peter Burke: I'm calling this a grey area.