Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Cradle to Grave (2009)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Okay, know this: most adoption people are like the nicest, most dedicated people in the world. There are however real skeezy ones

  Dr. Spencer Reid : How skeezy?

  Penelope Garcia : Super skeezy. I've got a spreadsheet of one of them, expecting compensation for the baby I'm having

  Derek Morgan : Something you want to tell me, Garcia?

  Penelope Garcia : Uhm, that's the sad part, my prince. The genetically perfect offspring of Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan wouldn't fetch top dollar

  Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Who does?

  Penelope Garcia : White babies are in higher demand than minorities. Boys are more popular than girls, at least this year anyway. And then there is the Swedish supermodel rule

  Emily Prentiss : The what?

  Penelope Garcia : If I were to deliver a blond haired, blue eye, bundle of joy I would set for life. I would!