How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Duel Citizenship (2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Marshall Eriksen : Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for Gazzola's pizza.

  Ted Mosby : 2 hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.

  Marshall Eriksen : Man, those Gazzola trips, that's... that's when we really became bros.

  Ted Mosby : We ate nothing but jerky.

  Marshall Eriksen : Drank nothing but Tantrum.

  Narrator : Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content legally available over the counter. It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA.

  [Shows ratss on tantrum in a cage. The rats are very hyper. One rat literally explodes] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip.

  Ted Mosby : I was color blind for two weeks after that.

  Marshall Eriksen : I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells.

• Ted Mosby : Marshall and I haven't done something, just the two of us, for so long. Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "I" to a "We".

  Barney Stinson : What do you mean?

  Ted Mosby : Think about it.

  Ted Mosby : [Flashback]  Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing?

  Marshall Eriksen : [With Lily]  We're doing great.

  Ted Mosby : Do you watch the Jets game?

  Marshall Eriksen : We most certainly did.

  Ted Mosby : How'd things go at the doctor?

  Marshall Eriksen : We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

• Miss Cruickshank : Crumpet Manor is listed in the American Registry of Historic Bed and Breakfasts. Our door is opened on Christmas day, 1881. And we have catered to couples ever since.

  Marshall Eriksen : Well, I mean, single people can have fun here, too, right?

  Miss Cruickshank : Oh, I suppose I could arrange a little recreation.

  [to Ted] 

  Miss Cruickshank : Do you enjoy sitting on a bench?