- Andy Dwyer: Hey, want some scalding hot coffee... in your face?
- [throws mug]
- Andy Dwyer: I'm with the ****ing FBI.
- Leslie Knope: [to Greg Pikitis] Look, I have been very civil, but I will waterboard you!
- Dave Sanderson: [In interview] No, nope. I don't think she would make a good cop. I would be frightened to live in a town that she's the cop of, frankly.