The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Ellen Page/Kevin Nealon/Dierks Bentley (2009)

Kevin Nealon: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Kevin Nealon : Been very busy... um, in fact, I don't, I don't even know what today is. I'm so busy. That's how busy I've been. According to my pill box, today is M.

  Conan O'Brien : M. It is, uh, October. October 5th, yeah.

  Kevin Nealon : It is October.

  Conan O'Brien : Do you like this time of year?

  Kevin Nealon : I do like this time of the year... it's, uh... a lot better than that time of the month.

  [audience laughter] 

  Kevin Nealon : Y'know what I mean? Um, and it's, uh, it's just...

  Conan O'Brien : [to audience]  Unbelievable.

• Kevin Nealon : [discussing getting food poisoning]  I don't know what caused the food poisoning. I wish that the sound you made when you threw up told you what the food was. Y'know like, "Curry chicken!" Y'know what I mean? Or, "Seven-layer taco from Burrito bwaaa!" "Your mother's cooking!"

  Conan O'Brien : That sounds like a Jimmy Stewart impression.

  [imitating Jimmy Stewart] 

  Conan O'Brien : "Uh, curry chicken! Curry chicken, Mr. Potter!"